I held the door open for this kid on campus today and he was like thank you then took an enormously long puff off his bitch ass vape cig before going inside while I remained holding the door it was existentially remarkable because it felt like a thousand eternities and every existing emotion was felt within me while I watched this disrespect unfold before my very eyes
"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
Kids playing with a water hose during coast guard demonstration.